Are you fed up with wearing the same old string vest and dungarees?
Do you hanker to be the centre of attention despite your dull, humourless personality?
Perhaps you need some rags to cover the tattoo of Patrick Swayze on your back?

Well, in any case, simply order the new Schnauser "Kill all humans" t-shirt and solve all your problems.
Available in Medium or Large (please specify when paying with PayPal). The shirts are not tent sized and the medium is actually fairly small on a bloke who isn't fat.

KILL ALL HUMANS T-SHIRT................................£12.00
price includes intl. p&p